My name is Pera, better known as Princess Pera, Diva Pera.....etc.
Well I wanted to go out to the big pasture with a handsome gelding named Pistol. Well mom and dad hate to put me out to the big pasture but mom finally gave in because, well, thats what she does, gives us our way. So I got put out with that hunk Pistol. I was out for a few days, it was sunny and warm and grass everywhere. I enjoyed myself.
Monday night came and so did the acid rain from the sky and I, bring the princess that I am, decided I was done with the big pasture and done with that hunk Pistol.
The reason mom doesn't put me out to pasture is because when I'm done and want to go back to the barn pasture, I simply just jump the fence. I must not be very graceful because I usually take the strand of hot wire down in the process. Somehow I manage to not hurt myself but last night or this morning I took out almost the whole fence line of hotwire. It was only 1 strand across the top and I thought it would be better on the ground.
Mom came out this morning to feed and there I was with my ole buddies River and Willow. Mom just kinda stood there thinking there were two horses in here, not three. Mom finally realized it was me. Mom had to get to work so she made sure I was ok, fed us all and left for work. When she got home she checked out my redecorating. Yup I took out 3/4 of that line of electric so then mom started to fix it. I went over to see if I could help, mom said I'd helped enough. Mom always says go big or go home, well I went big. So mom fixed the fence, she pulled to straighten a tpost and it snapped and mom fell on her butt in the mud.
Well this is the reason mom doesn't put me in the other pasture. I didn't get in trouble, mom and dad love me so they just spoile me and put up with Princess Pera....me.
I'm ok and am happy back in my pasture. I was being kind of a hoochy with Pistol but do you blame me? I mean look at him, he is a hunk.
The look on moms face this morning was priceless. I just looked at her with a good morning look and waited for my breakfast. I'm glad to be back in with River and Willow. I doubt mom will let me go back out to the pasture again. Hehehe.
I'm awfully athletic for my age.
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